We know dating apps suck, thats why we built Emmylou.
When you want a date, you just text Emmylou. With machine learning (and MATH), she will find the best available match and make a chatroom just for you two. Then its your turn. Be interesting, have a great chat, go on a date, go on more dates, fall in love, get married, buy a house, get a dog, go to Hawaii, buy a bigger house, have three kids... Emmylou does the matching, the rest is up to you, kid.